Life's a Bitch
When you're hanging on to the mountain side And your nose gets a terrible itch,

That's the time you know for sure That life's a bitch
When Ludwig lost his hearing -When the good Lord struck him deaf,

He shouted the same word seventeen times And the word began with F.
'Life's a bitch', screamed Ludwig.'I'll drown me sorrows in wine.

'Then he dipped his quill in a bottle of hock And wrote Symphony Number Nine
Now poets can see what other men can't(They pronounce the word wind 'wined')But Milton whined that he naught could see When the good Lord struck him blind.
'Life's a bitch', quoth Milton,'Now pleasures have I none.

When a man can't see what he's given for tea,Oh, where had Paradise gone ?'
'Life's a bitch', said Boney,'It really isn't nice When you've marched to the gates of Moscow And the Lord sends snow and ice.'
'We've got frostbite in our noses And chilblains on our feet And yet despite the frostbite I still can smell defeat.'These three, dogged by misfortune Said,

'Life's a bitch I'm sure.It will bite you on the ankle,Be you rich or poor.'
I'll never be great or noble,I'll never be grand or rich,But I have to agree with the famous three -Life,is a bitch. By:Ray Warrington

I like this poem because its funny and it just saying that life can trow you curve balls and you never know when they will happen to you, i also like this poem because life can be a b**** but you have to find way around it, and still enjoy life.